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Once again, Randi, one of your columns has hit home for me. It reminded me of a time many years ago when my family got a hankering for lobster at Gossman's Dock in Montauk. We had heard rumors that President Clinton might be visiting somewhere out on the east end and Gossman's seemed suspiciously desserted when we arrived.

Nevertheless, we were shown to an outdoor table and ordered our food. Only one other table was occupied and burly fellows with formidable looking earpieces were rushing about talking into their sleeves. We craned our necks to see if the big man at the next table was the President.

It was!... but it wasn't Bill Clinton — it was Bibi Netanyahu, the once and future president of Israel. Apparently, he hadn't gotten the memo that lobster isn't kosher. Come to think of it, neither had I.