Beyond the Moving Boxes: Robert Esposito’s Nobody Move! Offers a Heartfelt, Honest, and Expert Take On Guiding Readers Through Some Of Life’s Toughest Transitions

Robert Esposito’s Nobody Move is a compelling blend of memoir, industry exposé, and practical guidebook, offering an insider’s view of the moving industry. From organizing tag sales to navigating estate settlements and auctions, this book provides readers with the tools to approach life’s toughest transitions with confidence, revealing the human side of a business often reduced to mere transactions.

Beyond its practical value, Nobody Move is a testament to Esposito’s passion for his work and his commitment to his clients — his Hauppauge-based moving company Relocators has offered end to end solutions to over 50,000 moves across the country for close to 20 years. His writing is clear, engaging, and refreshingly honest. He writes as he speaks: with warmth, wit, and a no-nonsense approach that makes even the most daunting tasks feel manageable. It’s clear that this is more than just a job for him; it’s a calling rooted in a deep understanding of the emotional weight these changes carry.

But here Esposito doesn’t shy away from the horror stories, either. One chapter tells the tale of a client who turned a two-day move into an eight-day ordeal, stripping his century-old family home bare—cabinets, carpets, even sinks—determined to leave his ex-wife who had won the house in the divorce settlement with nothing but an empty shell. Chapter 6 is all about selling items at estate sales & online auctions and parallels the story of one client overwhelmed by the sale of her late parents’ belongings, who later attempts to cancel the online auction mid-process sabotaging the organized inventory while berating bidders during a chaotic, rain-soaked pick-up day. Despite the turmoil, the team persevered to complete the job.

Drawing from decades of experience, Esposito shares a candid look at the challenges and rewards of navigating this demanding field with roots deeply planted in the business — his great grandmother ran a rental business and his mother is an estate sales professional — his insights feel both personal and authentic.

The book features insights not only from Robert’s experience but from celebrity clients like Dee Snider and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, too. And it's also enriched with tips from Long Island industry experts and peers, like brokers, inspectors, and the likes, offering a well-rounded perspective on navigating life’s big transitions with this inclusion of voices from parallel industries.

Nobody Move  will leave readers better prepared to face the challenges of their own “moves” — both literal and metaphorical. By sharing these experiences, Esposito not only showcases his resilience but also reinforces the lifelong value of the services his company, Relocators on Long Island, provides.

Nobody Move! (Without Reading This) is published by Red Penguin Books and is available online and in bookstores starting Jan 15th, 2025. To order a copy, go to Amazon https://a.co/d/4ZUMejI or www.nobodymovebook.com.