THE BROKERAGE CLUB 2797 Bellmore Ave., Bellmore, 785-8655. Varied show schedule, including Improv Show, The Comedy Shop, Open Mike Night, Otto & George, Paul Bond, Spankie, $5 Comic Night, John Blenn, Goumba Johnny, and much more.
billy brady's saloon/restaurant 677 Hempstead Tpke., Franklin Square, 485-2320. Entertainment weekly. No cover.
C.J. Wellington's 30 New Hyde Park Rd., Franklin Square, 326-4990. Great grub and entertainment. There's something going on every weekend!
GOVERNOR'S Comedy Cabaret and Restaurant, 90 Division Ave., Levittown,
731-3358 (www.govs.com). Comedian showcase Thursdays with host John Trueson, 8 p.m., $10 plus two beverage minimum.
the inn 943 W. Beech St., Long Beach, 432-9220. Live music venue features the east coast's hottest acts every Friday and Saturday. DJ Tim spins until 4 a.m. Open Mic Night, Wednesdays.
Tin Alley Grill 630 Stewart Ave., Garden City, 228-3370. See stand-up comedy with headliner Anthony DeVito, contributor to US Weekly and Fashion Police, Cara Amore, Danny Cohen, of Comedy Central, Jayson Cross, and Susan Brewer, Friday, July 16, 9 p.m. $5 admission.
Long Island's funniest Female contest at The Brokerage Comedy Club, 2797 Merrick Rd., Bellmore, 785-8655 or www.funniestfemales.com. Participate as a contestant or watch all the fun, beginning, Sunday, July 18, 7:30 p.m. Proceeds benefit 1 in 9 programs and services.
ALWAYS FUN
Baldwin Skate PARK, Baldwin, offers state-of-the-art skating surfaces and equipment for skateboarders and in-line skaters. Skaters must be at least seven years old to use the facility. For more information, call 379-3779.
Breakfast at Belmont, is featured weekends and holidays through July 25. Take a guided tour of the stable area, hear Mary Ryan's trackside commentary of the morning workouts, starting gate demonstrations, and more. Belmont Park, Hempstead Tpke., Elmont. For further information, contact 488-6000.
Echo Park Indoor Pool
Complex, is a great place for year-round fun. A special lap swimming period is held Monday, Wednesday and Friday, 7-10 a.m. For more information, call 483-7400.
EISENHOWER PARK, East Meadow, is a great place to bring the family on a sunny day or play some golf. For more information, call 572-0200; golf ticket office, 572-0327.
GRANT PARK, Hewlett, has varied activities, for kids of all ages. There are children's playgrounds, picnic areas, roller skating rink and tennis courts. For more information, call 571-7821.
lido golf Course, Lido beach; Merrick Road park and Golf course, Merrick; North Woodmere Park (9 Hole), North Woodmere, offer year-round golf. For more information, call Lido Golf Course at 889-8181, Merrick Road Golf Course at 868-4650 or North Woodmere Park at 571-7814. Merrick Road Golf Course is home to South Shore Ladies Club. New members are always welcome. Obtain an application at the Clubhouse during business hours.
Norman J. Levy Park & Preserve, Merrick, is a fascinating place for a family outing. The park offers an array of wildlife, kayak launch, jogging and walking trail, fishing pier, and more, on 50 acres of a former landfill site. A staff of park rangers is on hand for guided tours. For more information, call 804-2000.
Exhibits and more...
European Art between the wars is the current exhibition at Nassau County Museum of Art. Works by such landmark artists as Picasso, Matisse, Chagall, Modigliani, and Braque are on display. Also, see examples of decorative arts of the period between the wars. Through Aug. 1. Nassau County Museum of Art, 1 Museum Dr., Roslyn Harbor. 484-9337.
from the collection: Print and Photography portfolios presents eight complete portfolios of prints and photographs from Hofstra Museum's permanent collection, revealing how an artist's vision develops through a series of images. Through July 29. Emily Low Gallery, Hofstra Museum, Hofstra University Campus, Hempstead. 463-5672.
Idelle weber: An Installation showcases the works of New York artist Idelle Weber, known for her prominence in the Photorealist movement. View a collection ranging from Pop Art to present day. Through Aug. 1. Nassau County Museum of Art's Contemporary Gallery, 1 Museum Dr., Roslyn Harbor. 484-9337.
Scenic photography features the works of Alex Cerulli. Orchid Gallery, 45 Clinton Ave., Rockville Centre. 678-2943.
spiritworks is on exhibit at LichtBlick Studios/Gallery. Barbara Rizzo, Jane Colgan and Michael Berman present spiritual aspects in art. Through July 24. 73 Church St., Malverne. 561-5654 or www.lichtblickstudios.com.
Theater and music
Chess, Tim Rice's romantic triangle involving an American chess champion, his Russian opponent, and a Hungarian-born American woman, Friday and Saturday, July 16-17, 8 p.m., Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. Also Wednesdays. Cultural Arts Playhouse, 714 Old Bethpage Rd., Old Bethpage. 694-3330.
The Good Doctor, The Neil Simon comedy, based on Anton Chekhov short stories, Friday and Saturday, July 16-17, 8:30 p.m.; Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. Also Thursdays. $16 ($22 Saturdays). Arena Players Repertory Theatre, 296 Rte. 109, East Farmingdale. 293-0674.
lion in winter, A witty 'tragicomedy' of royalty, love and war, Friday and Saturday, July 16-17, 8 p.m.; Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. $16 and $18 (Saturdays). BroadHollow Theatre Company's Studio Theatre, 141 S. Wellwood Ave., Lindenhurst. (631) 581-2700.
The rocky horror show, The cult favorite, Saturday, July 17, midnight. $18. Cultural Arts Playhouse, 714 OId Bethpage Rd., Old Bethpage. 694-3330.
two rooms, A contemporary drama by Lee Blessing that deals with political terrorism, opening this weekend, Friday and Saturday, July 16-17, 9 p.m.; Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. $18 Friday and Sunday, $22 Saturday. Arena Players Second Stage Theatre, 294 Rte. 109, East Farmingdale. 293-0674.
Mccarron and Mueller, Guitarist Mark McCarron and cellist Suzanne Mueller play selections ranging from classical and American traditional to contemporary jazz and folk, Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. Under the West Porch Beech Tree (bring lawn chairs), Old Westbury Gardens, 71 Old Westbury Rd., Old Westbury. 333-0048.
Jane Oliver, A performance in the half-round, Sunday, July 18, 7 p.m. $40. Westbury Music Fair, 960 Brush Hollow Rd., Westbury. (631) 888-9000 or musicfair.com.
"Picnic Pops" Concert. The series continues with The Cab Calloway Tribute Orchestra, led by the artist's grandson Calloway Brooks, Wednesday, July 21, 7 p.m.; guided garden tours and children's activities at 6 p.m. $10 adults, $9 seniors. Old Westbury Gardens, 71 Old Westbury Rd., Old Westbury. 333-0048.
Family
alice in wonderland, An original production by Theater Workshop Entertainment, Saturday and Sunday, July 17-18, 1 p.m. Fantasy Live Theater, 48 Atlantic Ave., Lynbrook. 599-1982.
Seussical, Enjoy the colorful musical that appeals to all ages, in its Long Island premiere, Sunday, July 18, 3 p.m. BroadHollow Theatre Company's BayWay Arts Center, 265 E. Main St., East Islip. (631) 581-2700.