There might be times when you try to sit down and there's nothing beneath you. Instead of scouring the countryside for wood to build a chair with, forget your failed dreams of carpentry and get to Job Lot. Buy a futon steel frame for the curb-dwelling price of $59.99. Get yourself a table and a chair for a sum that will only take a nibble out of your wallet. Located at 577 Burnside Avenue. Call (516) 371-1290.
Golden Long Islanders
If you often become camouflaged when you are silhouetted against a winter landscape, then you know the only solution is to get your translucent body to Sun Spirit Tanning. You can get unlimited tanning with their platinum membership for $19.95 a month. Get as much as 5 quick tans for $30. Competitors coupons are accepted. Located at 924-A Atlantic Avenue, Baldwin. Call (516) 771-5436.
